Custom commissioned pen and ink drawings of houses. Everybody wants one. You can have one. Feel good about the most expensive item you’ll ever own!
Somewhere on this page is a drawing of the house my dad owns and where I lived from age 10 to 21. That’s my room on the upper left. Look close and you can see the blue shag carpet.
I’m pretty good at pen and ink, and a few people have recognized this by giving me some money to draw their houses. It’s probably best for you to do the same. Just in case.
Oh look, a massive closeup. Such a homey style. Right homies?
“Do you smell something? It’s rather pungent.”
Sir Dashiell Woundwort, moments before discovering a Brazilian Hyper-Sloth attached to his pants.